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But here’s the reality check: You just moved out of your parents’ basement, you’re surviving on ramen, and your biggest fear is your roommate walking in while you’re... occupied . collegerules freshman

If a senior tries to make you do a keg stand while reciting Chaucer, just say no . Real hazing gets people expelled. But the spirit of the show is true: Freshmen are desperate to fit in. You will do dumb things to impress people. You just probably won't film it for 100,000 views. The Myth: The Hot RA is a Co-Star Every CollegeRules Freshman video features a Resident Advisor (RA) who looks like a fitness model. They show up to "break up a party" and then suddenly decide to join the pillow fight. Real hazing gets people expelled

Being a real Freshman is messier, funnier, and actually a lot more fun because you get to write the rules. You don't need a camera crew or a cheesy challenge list. Just be safe, be kind, and for the love of God, take your shoes off before you get on the dorm carpet. You just probably won't film it for 100,000 views

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Surviving the Gauntlet: What "CollegeRules" Gets Right (And Very Wrong) About Being a Freshman

In CollegeRules , people just "walk in" dramatically. In real life, that's how you lose your deposit and your dignity. Buy a rubber doorstop. Use it.