Zern draws the juice as a color that shouldn’t exist (a sort of vibrating brown-yellow-green). The grandson’s face, panel by panel, melts like a Salvador Dalí clock. The final panel is just text: “It tasted like the color of a lie.”
Tom Zern isn’t a household name. He’s more like that fever dream you had after eating expired cheese at 2 AM. For decades, Zern has lurked in the grimy corners of alt-weeklies, mini-comics, and punk zines, drawing stuff that makes The Far Side look like a Hallmark card. We’re talking comics that are —not in a "cool" 90s way, but in a deeply, gloriously, physically wrong way. zerns sickest comics
Zern’s genius is turning mundane body horror into comedy. The nose-bones have little joints. There’s a two-page spread of the guy sneezing, and the bones fly out like a bizarre xylophone. One strip ends with his friend saying, “Put those back.” The man replies, “They don’t fit anymore.” You’ll laugh. Then you’ll touch your own nose. Then you’ll feel sick. 3. “Uncle Smiles at the County Fair” (2007) Premise: A deformed, grinning balloon animal named Uncle Smiles wins every carnival game but refuses to give anyone the prizes. Zern draws the juice as a color that
The sickness here is existential. Zern spends six panels just showing the worm trying to turn a doorknob. Later, the worm boils himself trying to make ramen. His landlord knocks: “You’re dripping through the floorboards again.” The worm replies, “I’m investing in myself.” It’s hilarious and then you realize you are the worm. 5. “Grandma’s Juice” (2015) – The Crown Jewel Premise: An elderly woman brews a weekly “juice” from the contents of her humidifier, toenail clippings, and static electricity. Her grandson is forced to drink it to inherit the house. He’s more like that fever dream you had
Here’s a blog post draft celebrating the wildest, most unhinged work of the legendary cartoonist —whose underground comics are cult gold for fans of absurdist humor and chaotic linework. Blog Title: Inside the Vortex: Tom Zern’s Sickest, Most Unhinged Comics
This comic was rejected by three alt-weeklies for being “too much.” It’s Zern at his peak—body horror, family trauma, and a punchline that leaves you hollow. Tom Zern’s comics aren’t for everyone. They’re for the sickos. The people who laugh when a cartoon foot turns into a mushroom. The ones who appreciate that a drawing of a sad, leaking hot dog can be funnier than any three-panel sitcom strip.