(typing on his laptop, which he’s rigged to a 2400-baud modem): “I’ve calculated a solution. If we pool the money we would have spent on two more PPV events, plus what Dad loses from betting on the Cowboys, we can afford the educational satellite channel. They’re showing a documentary on quantum entanglement. It’s like a PPV, but the particles sigh less and the physics is more reliable.”
“The glow from the descrambler box illuminated my doorframe. A design flaw. I suspect Dad didn’t pay for it. He used a ‘black box.’ Which means we’re stealing the sighs. That’s morally inconsistent with our church’s stance on marital relations.” young sheldon s06e19 ppv
(walks in, sighs—genuinely): “What’s he on about now?” (typing on his laptop, which he’s rigged to
“No. And Donkey Kong isn’t pay-per-view. It’s cartridge-based. Please keep up.” It’s like a PPV, but the particles sigh
nods, satisfied. “Finally. A rational economic decision.”