"I'm not being cruel. I'm being realistic. Remember when he tried to organize the church potluck by nutritional density?"
Sheldon sits at a table with his handbook. A male student (BRAD, 19, wearing a backwards baseball cap) approaches holding a red plastic cup.
"I am not a robot. I have emotions. They are simply... scheduled."
"That's wonderful, Sheldon. What changed your mind?"
"Dr. Sturgis? It's 11:17 PM. I've decided to accept the position."
"Sheldon, come in. I was just reviewing quantum loop theory. Or trying to. My mind keeps wandering to the inconsistency of hospital tapioca pudding."
(already walking away) "Educational one!"
"What field trip?"