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“According to my calculations,” he announced, pushing a perfectly round Cheerio to the edge of his bowl with a spoon, “this particular loop of toasted oats has a 98.3% probability of achieving a perfect parabolic arc into the garbage bin from the dining room table.”

The jawbreaker flew true. For one perfect moment, it was a miracle of kinematics. It struck the Yoo-hoo box with a wet thwack . The box erupted. A geyser of chocolate-flavored high-fructose corn syrup exploded upward, then rained down directly onto Dustin’s head.

George Sr., wiping grease onto a rag, sighed. He’d heard about Dustin. “Sheldon, you don’t fight a bully by fighting. You ignore him.” young sheldon s02e14 1080p

“Chaos theory,” she muttered.

Dustin had been extorting lunch money from Sheldon’s friend, the sweet and hapless Dan. The principle of it was obscene. It violated the social contract, the Texas penal code, and, most importantly, Sheldon’s carefully calibrated system of expected outcomes. “According to my calculations,” he announced, pushing a

He let go.

Sheldon loaded his ammunition: a single, perfect, marble-hard jawbreaker. He pulled back the pouch, feeling the strain in his fingers. He aimed not at Dustin’s head—that would be assault—but at the Yoo-hoo box perched precariously on Dustin’s own duffel bag. The box erupted

Dustin was, as advertised, a giant. He was fourteen, with the neck of a fire hydrant and the intellect of one, too. He held a store-bristed wrist rocket, loaded with a paintball.