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Sheldon watched her leave, then turned back to his cereal. The milk had turned a murky gray. He sighed. “Challenge accepted.”
Satrip (n.): a self-induced spiral of hyper-logical sarcasm, often triggered by chewing sounds, sports, or meatloaf. Side effects include temporary alienation of family members. Recommended dosage: limited.
“It is now,” Missy said, grabbing her backpack. “Mom says you’re doing it more since Dad started coaching my softball team.”
Observation: Sports are ritualized chaos designed to distract society from entropy. See also: cheering, Gatorade, the concept of “bases.”
“Yes,” dream-Sheldon answered. “And I will file a motion with the UN.”
Sheldon closed his eyes. A vision overtook him: he was now a guest on a black-and-white 1950s philosophy show called The Satrip Hour . A man in a beret asked, “Dr. Cooper, if a boy chews on a bus and no one records the decibels, does he still violate the Geneva Convention?”
