H264 | Young Sheldon S01e19

Missy, eating cereal, muttered, “The only artifact around here is you.”

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“Then I’ll use the waffle iron and improvise.” Missy, eating cereal, muttered, “The only artifact around

Sheldon beamed. “Exactly. I’ve compressed reality itself into something better than reality. I call it… the Cooper Codec .” I’ve compressed reality itself into something better than

George Sr., mid-bite into a guacamole-drenched tortilla chip, froze. “Son, it’s seven in the morning. I haven’t even had my first coffee.”

“It’s not existential, Mother. It’s technological.” He pointed at the TV. “That episode we recorded—‘The Case of the Cosmic Microwave Background’—I’ve watched it fourteen times. And each time, I notice artifacts. Blocking in the dark areas. Motion judder during the professor’s hand gestures.”

“I can see the dent in the studio’s fake bookshelf,” George added.