Too Much Toilet Paper Clog [new] 〈EXTENDED〉

We’ve been through worse. Remember the corn incident of ‘19? We survived.

Here’s a short comedic piece — perfect for a sketch, social media post, or internal company memo. The Great Plunge of ‘23 too much toilet paper clog

A modern bathroom. STEVE stands in pajama pants, staring at a toilet bowl that’s filled dangerously high with water and a shadowy, unmoving mass of tissue. We’ve been through worse

He pulls out his phone.

Oh, you treacherous porcelain beast. You’ve been hoarding the Charmin, haven’t you? I knew it. I knew I shouldn’t have bought the mega-rolls. social media post