You aren't paranoid. You've just been burned before.
It’s Tuesday morning. You hit “Update and Shut down” the night before, thinking you’re being responsible. You wake up, brew your coffee, log in, and... your secondary monitor is a strobe light. The context menu takes four seconds to render. Or worse—the dreaded “We can’t sign you in with this credential because your domain isn’t available” error, despite sitting three feet from the router. revert windows update
Your machine isn't broken. It's been patched . And now, you need to perform the ancient, arcane ritual of the revert. You aren't paranoid