Root replied: "No. I am the shell."

No "UnregisteredHyperion" spamming grenades. No "Yolk_God" quick-scoping from the hay bales. Just a single, motionless egg with the username:

But today, the lobby was quiet.

"Look at you, Sgt. Scramble. You're not a soldier. You're an egg. Unprotected. Unencrypted. All I needed was one of you to click the link."