Halloween morning. Claire is in full control mode: candy bowls arranged by flavor, a list of “acceptable trick-or-treaters” (no one over 4’6” without a parent), and a fire evacuation plan taped to the fridge.
…I’m not even mad. That’s amazing. Are we the greatest prank couple in history? phil's epic halloween prank on claire
He tests it quietly.
For one glorious hour, I was the king. And then she reminded me why I married her. She’s terrifying. And I am so, so attracted to it. Halloween morning
Noted. Honey, quick question. Do you believe in ghosts? so attracted to it. Noted. Honey