– You use the Sack of Startlement (a burlap bag containing a spring-loaded fake snake, a squeaker, and a jar of angry fireflies). No one is hurt. Several guards flee in tearful confusion. One laughs so hard he drops his keys.

— Bram the Tinkerer, Peasant’s Quest

In this world, it’s called Gaffer’s Weep , a sticky, fibrous tree sap mixed with old rope fibers. It can hold a bridge together for exactly 17 seconds. Those seconds are all you need.

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