Because the creep in the family doesn't just make gatherings uncomfortable. He makes them unsafe. And it's not the job of the cousins to keep smiling through it. Would you like a shorter version (e.g., for social media), or one written from a more humorous or more serious angle?
But here's the thing about creeps: they don't grow out of it. They just get better at hiding it until they don't have to anymore. my cousin the creep
The turning point came at a cousin's wedding. I was 22, Danny was 24. I hadn't seen him in two years. He found me by the dessert table and wrapped an arm around my waist before I could step back. "There she is," he said, breath hot on my ear. "My favorite cousin." Because the creep in the family doesn't just