Modern Family Halloween _top_ Direct

The whole family gathers at the Dunphy house for the annual "Best Costume" vote. Gloria wins (as always) because she looks like a supermodel in fangs. Jay is eating candy corn directly from the bowl, grimacing. Phil’s QR code costume accidentally scans and starts playing a Nicki Minaj song at full volume.

(dressed as a QR code that actually links to a Rickroll): "Dad, the neighbor kids are crying. I think the fog machine gave one of them asthma." modern family halloween

(off-screen, muffled): "MOM, his name is Aerosol Adam !" The whole family gathers at the Dunphy house

(wearing a store-bought Spider-Man mask and nothing else): "I’m Spider-Man. I poop in the yard." Phil’s QR code costume accidentally scans and starts

(downs a whole glass of red wine, taser still in hand) "Only six more hours until November 1st."

(dressed as a sexy werewolf—meaning she just put on fake fangs and a very expensive leather jacket): "Jay, you are abuela of the party. You must embrace the spooky."