Penelope Dork Diaries - Miss

Reality: I walked into the playroom to find her using a tube of Mrs. Wellington-Calloway’s “Limited Edition Himalayan Saffron Night Cream” (retail: $900) to draw a unicorn on the cat. The cat, Mr. Snuggles, looked less like a pet and more like a jaundiced gremlin.

And then, as they were leaving for Bali again (this time for “sound bath immersion”), she tugged my sleeve. miss penelope dork diaries

“I’m not writing in that old thing,” she said, kicking a stuffed bunny across the floor. “It’s boomer cringe.” Reality: I walked into the playroom to find

My new assignment is the Wellington-Calloway family. They live in a mansion that is less “home” and more “modern art museum with a Lego minefield.” The parents, Mr. and Mrs. Wellington-Calloway, are rarely home. They are “curating experiences” or “finding themselves in Bali.” They left me a 47-page binder titled “Operational Protocols for Sprog.” Snuggles, looked less like a pet and more