Milky Cat Piss - !!exclusive!!

I am talking about the mysterious puddle I discovered this morning seeping out of a knocked-over protein shaker cup that my cat, Bartholomew , has apparently claimed as his personal hydration station.

Would I recommend “Milky Cat Piss”? Absolutely not. It is a biohazard. It is the reason we can’t have nice rugs. milky cat piss

It smells like regret, but the cat won’t stop drinking it. I am talking about the mysterious puddle I

I am buying a covered trash can. You have won this battle, but not the war. Also, please drink more water. This is concerning. It is a biohazard

Let me be clear: I did not buy this. I did not brew this. I did not ask the universe for this specific olfactory nightmare.

Imagine if someone diluted a ghost’s fart in a saucer of warm, off-brand oat milk. That is the color. A pale, sickly beige that suggests lactose intolerance and poor life choices.