Masuka Intern Dexter [portable] -

— Vince Masuka P.S. If you’re reading this, Dexter (the real one), stop looking at my ketamine. P.P.S. Intern Masuka, if you’re reading this, please don’t stab me. You’re the only one who knows how to calibrate the GC/MS. Check out my vlog: “Spatter Matters with Masuka.”

Is Masuka Intern Dexter a genius? Yes. Is she a future serial killer? Statistically, probably not. But statistically, nobody should have two Masukas in one lab.

Dexter gave her his usual “friendly neighborhood sociopath” nod, and she whispered to me, “His bio-rhythms are off.” masuka intern dexter

I laughed. “Honey, everybody’s rhythms are off around here. Have you seen Sgt. Doakes’ face?”

Vince Masuka Location: Miami Metro Homicide, Lab #4 (The Cool One) — Vince Masuka P

But she kept watching him. And yesterday, I caught her running a latent print off Dexter’s coffee mug. When I asked why, she said, “Just practicing.”

She walks in. She’s quiet. Too quiet. You know who else is quiet? Spiders. Snipers. And my coworker, Dexter Morgan. Intern Masuka, if you’re reading this, please don’t

Despite the creepy vibes, the girl is a . She organized my reagent shelf alphabetically and by molecular weight. She found a trace of soil on a victim’s shoe that Batista missed. She even laughed at my “What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta!” joke.