Cut to black. Sound of cicadas. Then a single whisper – into the dark: “I know who the mole is. And they’re standing right next to you.”
Fade to title card: POST-CREDITS SCENE (streaming only): Cut to black
Then – the first scream. A snake (non-venomous, but large) slithers over ’s sleeping bag. Chaos. SAM grabs it by the tail and flings it into the dark. The camp declares him king. He declines. ACT FOUR – THE TWIST (CLIFFHANGER) And they’re standing right next to you
As night falls, torches are lit. A metal chest is air-dropped by drone. Inside: one flint, one can of chickpeas, and a scroll. The scroll reads: “One among you is not what they seem. The Greek chorus watches.” SAM grabs it by the tail and flings it into the dark
JAY the TikToker, alone at the latrine, pulls a hidden burner phone from his sock. He texts a single word: “They suspect.” Delete. Smile. Back to camp. 4.8/5 (Twitter: “Leo’s vomit was the best acting all year”) BUSHTUCKER TALLY: 6/10 stars → 6 meals for 10 people = rice and lemons again tomorrow.
A helicopter thunders over the Aegean Sea, moonlight fracturing on black water. Inside, ten celebrities – faces we half-recognize – grip crash webbing. A former Olympian (), a fired reality TV villain ( LEO, 28 ), a beloved 90s boyband singer ( DARREN, 48 ), a scandal-hit MP ( ANNA, 52 ), a TikTok prankster ( JAY, 22 ), a legendary soap actress ( MAUREEN, 66 ), a Michelin-starred chef ( THEO, 41 ), a retired rugby captain ( SAM, 39 ), a supermodel turned wellness guru ( CHLOE, 31 ), and a children’s TV presenter ( OLIVER, 45 ).
Just before credits, Ant & Dec appear on a tiny screen mounted to a tree stump. They’re smiling too widely.
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