“The influencer left his crystal. I’m keeping it. It matches my brooch.”
“He called me a ‘type.’ I’m a Revolutionary War hero, not a Pokémon.”
He lights a candle. The ghosts, bored, sit in a circle around him.
🕯️👻🕯️👻🕯️
“Okay, chat, maybe this place is clean. I’ll do a closing séance.”
Sam waves frantically for them to back off.
GhostHawk5000 (real name: Kevin) sets up night-vision cameras in the library. He’s wearing a headlamp and a “Ghosts Are Real” hoodie.