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“So tell me, Leo the Hauler,” she said, her voice dropping an octave. “You haul junk for a living. But what do you haul in your heart? Regret? Anger at Marge? Or just emptiness?”

He thought of a dumb joke his grandpa used to tell: That woman has enough ass for two. enough ass for two

“Herb always said it was a shame to have this much ass and no one to share the story with,” she said, not looking at him. “So. You want to hear the story, Leo? Or are you just going to stand there and stare like all the rest?” “So tell me, Leo the Hauler,” she said,