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He shoved his chair back. The screen flickered. A progress bar appeared at the bottom of his display: “Associating your future… 12% complete.”

He hit Enter.

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“Choose wrong,” the voice hummed, “and I’ll show you the resulting 0.7 seconds of your life before the accident. But only if you keep me installed. Don’t you want to see? Isn’t that why you hit ‘download’? Not to analyze data. To analyze fate.” He shoved his chair back