Yes, caller, where do you consume?
The lights flicker. A shadowy figure enters. It’s CRAIG, the garlic-peeling YouTuber, holding a single, unpeeled clove. descargarvideosxxx
A sterile, PBS-style telethon set. A desperate host, GARY, stands next to a ticking meter. On the meter, instead of dollars, it says “ATTENTION SPAN.” Yes, caller, where do you consume
So he wrote.
(A tired mom’s voice) I’m in the bathroom. It’s the only room without a screen. I’m watching a recap of a podcast that analyzed a tweet about the Barbie movie. I’ll pledge 30 more seconds of my life, but only if you play the theme song from Succession on a kazoo. the garlic-peeling YouTuber