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What actually happened? I slept until 9:30. I ate cold pizza for breakfast. And I spent three hours reorganizing my sock drawer because I was avoiding answering emails.

If you scroll through Instagram right now, you’d think everyone is either sipping Aperol on a yacht in Capri or crying tears of joy after buying their third investment property. Meanwhile, you’re sitting on your couch in mismatched socks, trying to figure out if the leftover Thai food from three days ago is still safe to eat. candid jean ass

Let’s be real for a second.

If you haven’t started Season 3 yet, clear your schedule. In a world of dark, gritty anti-heroes, watching Quinta Brunson and the crew navigate a chaotic public school is like a warm hug. It’s funny without being mean. That is the energy we need in 2024. What actually happened

What are you watching right now that’s getting you through the week? Drop a comment below or yell at me on Instagram @CandidJean. And I spent three hours reorganizing my sock

Fair warning—this one is a little heavy. But it’s a thriller wrapped in a journalism package. It made me think about where my water comes from. (And yes, it made me finally buy that reusable filter.)

By Candid Jean