Old Mr. Pettle, who hadn’t spoken a voluntary sentence in eleven years, looked out his window at the rain and said, “The clouds bobdule today.” And indeed, they did seem to drift with a peculiar, gentle, side-to-side wobble, as if the sky were rocking a cradle.
It first appeared on a Tuesday. Mrs. Gimbel, the baker, was kneading her sourdough when she stopped, flour on her nose, and said to no one in particular: “This dough needs to bobdule a little longer.” Her apprentice blinked. “Bobdule?” “Yes,” said Mrs. Gimbel, as if it were the most obvious word in the world. “You know. Bobdule. Before the second rise.” bobdule
The town librarian, a sensible woman named Edna Quirk, grew concerned. She pulled out the colossal Oxford English Dictionary (Volume B, folio edition). She searched. She found “bob” (to move up and down), “bobber” (a float on a fishing line), and “bobstay” (a rope on a ship). But bobdule was nowhere. She checked the etymology supplements. Nothing. She even called the linguistics department at the distant city university. The professor there laughed. “Bobdule isn’t a word,” he said. Old Mr
The mayor declared an emergency town meeting. Citizens filled the parish hall, stomping rain from their boots. “This word,” the mayor announced, “has no definition. And yet we all know what it means. Can anyone explain?” Gimbel, as if it were the most obvious word in the world