She noticed it when she tried to complain about the sticky floor. "It's not sticky," said a fan next to her, beaming. "It's participatory texture ." When she asked for a bathroom, three different fans pointed to the same glittering port-a-potty and said, in unison, "There is only the one. It is enough."
She followed the Lederhosen Signal—which turned out to be a literal pair of glowing leather shorts floating in an alley—and stepped through a door that wasn't there a second ago. bavfakes fan topia
She heard the door to the server room creak open. Hundreds of synchronized footsteps. The fans had noticed she was missing. She noticed it when she tried to complain