André Is An Idiot Workprint !!top!! Link

Since I don’t have access to that specific workprint, I can’t reproduce or confirm the exact original content. However, I can create based on the phrase you gave, ranging from humorous to analytical. 1. Mock Transcript (Workprint Style) Scene: A messy editing timeline. A post-it note on the monitor reads “FIX AUDIO.”

Hey, why’d you stop recording?

(sigh, long pause. Types a note into the timeline marker.) ON-SCREEN TEXT: [ANDRÉ IS AN IDIOT - FIX DIALOGUE LATER - REMOVE THIS TAKE] andré is an idiot workprint

* SFX: A hard drive clicks ominously. *

(mumbles, eating chips) So then I told the client we’d just… y’know… flip the database. Backwards. Since I don’t have access to that specific

Wait. Flip it?

Yeah. Like a pancake.