All Hump Breaks Loose 〈2027〉

Within seconds, chaos cascaded. Bactrian twins busted through the biscuit display. A llama named Kevin panic-spat into the Earl Grey. An alpaca in a bow tie started reciting Rumi very, very fast. The cashier, a part-time poet named June, abandoned her register and climbed the chandelier, shouting, “This is not in the employee handbook!”

Outside, the sign still read:

Inside, all hump broke loose.

And in the middle of it all, Mahmoud stood triumphant, fig newton crumbs on his lip, looking around as if to say, “You knew what I was.” all hump breaks loose

Here’s a playful take on “all hump breaks loose”: Within seconds, chaos cascaded