(to camera / talking head) I’m doing “Holiday Hookah” in my office. It’s not tobacco – it’s peppermint bark vapor. It’s festive. It’s calming. And it’s how I’m getting through Janine’s fourth email about “team bonding equity.”
[JACOB chases a rolling yule log cake with a broom. AVA watches from her office doorway, holding a hookah hose.]
[Melissa enters, holding a giant candy cane like a baton.] abbott elementary s02e10 bdscr
That was me. He said it was “thoughtful portion control.”
[Gregory tries to lead a “holiday STEM” lesson using a single battery and a red LED. Students are not watching – they are building a fort out of old worksheets.] (to camera / talking head) I’m doing “Holiday
[Janine sneezes – she’s allergic to the peppermint oil. Gregory hands her a tissue without looking at her.]
[The room is dim, lit only by a small lava lamp and the hookah’s glowing coals (prop vapor only). AVA passes out candy canes. BARBARA sips tea, visibly annoyed but staying.] It’s calming
[Cut to Janine’s talking head – she’s wearing a reindeer headband.]