(quietly) Because no one invests in us. So we invest in workarounds.
is trying to sell the scratched master copy DVD on eBay as “Rare Artisanal Mirror (some scratches).” Starting bid: $1,000. abbott elementary s01e09 dvd9
(pauses) That’s… actually resourceful. (quietly) Because no one invests in us
It’s our only hope. But the only thing that reads a DVD9 is Mr. Johnson’s personal computer in the boiler room. the second-graders are watching a grainy
(slamming the top of the TV) Twenty-two years, Sal. Twenty-two years you’ve been my ride or die. Don’t do this to me now.
In classroom, the second-graders are watching a grainy, pixelated video on a rolling cart. The screen flickers. The narrator says, “A budget is like a lunch tray…” before the video freezes on a horrifically blocky image of a smiley face.